Social Media Is a Real Bitch—But That Shouldn’t Be Your Problem

You didn’t build a brilliant business just to spend your days chasing trends and begging for engagement. You need strategy that scales, content that engages, and someone who gives a damn about your bottom line.

That's us.

It’s Not That You Can’t Do Social Media. It’s That You Shouldn’t Have To

You’ve already built the thing. The offers. The results. The receipts.

So why the hell are you spending your time playing Guess-the-Algorithm?

📉 You’re watching great content get buried by bots.

📉 You’re wasting hours that should be spent closing sales or leading your team.

📉 You’re getting told to “just show up more” by people who don’t carry what you carry.

📉 You’re well aware that your lack of visibility is leaving money on the damn table.

And still, everyone acts like social media should be easy…

as if staying relevant, visible, and profitable online doesn’t take strategy, skill, and hours of your time you don’t fucking have.

“You don’t need to master social media — you need it mastered for you.”

You Don’t Need More Ideas. You Need a Damn System.

Let’s be real: Social Media Marketing Is A Real Bitch.

But when you’ve got the right strategy and the right team? It becomes a sales tool you don’t even have to touch.

That’s where we come in.

We’re not some bloated agency churning out Canva posts with your name slapped on them.

We’re boutique. We’re strategic. We’re built for leaders like you who have more important shit to do than learn TikTok dances.

We take your thought leadership, your tone, your genius -

and we engineer a social ecosystem that grows your visibility and your revenue without you having to micromanage the damn thing.

Here’s how it works:

VIP Day - We deep-dive your offers, your voice, and your goals. No fluff, no BS. Just clarity.

⚙️ AI-Powered Content Engine - Months of aligned content ideas and drafts, rooted in your actual message - not the algorithm’s mood.

🗓 Bi-Weekly Review Calls - Your strategy evolves with your business.

📲 Done-for-You Scheduling - You approve, we publish, your people see it. Period. Nothing goes out that you haven’t personally signed off on.

The System That Saves Your Sanity

Step 1: The Kickoff (VIP Day Style)

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Step 2: Your Personal AI Content Engine

We build your custom GPT brain. Your tone, your receipts, your favorite phrases—trained into AI so content gets done how you’d say it, but without you doing it.

Step 3: Strategic Check-Ins (Bi-Weekly Calls)

Face time to review, refine, and redirect as needed. No ghosting. No generic bullshit. Just strategy that evolves with you.

Step 4: Hands-Off Execution

You approve it, we publish it. Daily posts, videos, stories, tweets—showing up everywhere without you lifting a finger.

Step 5: Quarterly VIP Days

We look at the data, tweak the system, and make sure your content is still converting like a boss—so you’re not just visible, you’re profitable. We also complete your Seventeen Magazine Style Quiz to see how your social media strategy is improving.

What You Actually Get (a.k.a. The Shit That Works)

  • Daily shortform, longform, and stories → Your brand shows up everywhere without you being glued to your phone.

  • Talking head scripts + outlines for reels/lives/podcasts → Just press record. No spiral, no blank stares.

  • LinkedIn articles + tweet threads → Thought leadership that doesn’t read like ChatGPT wrote it at gunpoint.

  • Done-for-you scheduling & repurposing → Posted, scheduled, and working while you sleep.

  • Analytics & ROI tracking → Know what’s bringing in leads and what’s just taking up space.

  • Private WhatsApp or text access to Beth → High-touch means you actually get the strategist, not just the intern.

Receipts, Baby (This Isn't Our First Rodeo)

Client 1

More views in 2 weeks than she had all quarter. Literally overnight. Went from no calls booked in 2 months to a solid sales call for her 4-figure offer 3 weeks in.

Client 2

8x more views of her content in 7 days than she had in the prior month combined. Her feed finally had her clients seeing what she was saying, not scrolling right by.

Client 3

Started seeing sales for her workshops coming in more regularly within the first two weeks… and felt like she could focus on running her business instead of stressing about what was going out on social media for her.

Why it's not a fluke:

  • Over a decade in social media strategy using a one-of-a-kind method developed through blood, sweat, and tears - so that it gets to be easy for you.

  • Experience leading challenges and trainings for 3,000+ entrepreneurs that kept them sitting at the edge of their seats and coming back day after day.

  • Helped clients go from scrappy content to building homes, hitting 6-figures for the first time, and getting published.

  • Featured in Forbes because our shit actually works.

Who This Is Actually For

Because we’re not the agency for everyone - and we like it that way.

This is for you if:

✅ You’ve built a real-ass business or career. You’re not new. You’re not dabbling.

✅ You’ve built content and know it’s necessary for your business in this day and age, but you’re sick of it being YOU that has to create it… OR you’ve outsourced it and are underwhelmed with your results.

✅ You’re progressive, visionary, and don’t have time to babysit the algorithm.

✅ You’d rather be closing high-ticket deals, running shit, or making real money moves than recording dancing reels on your lunch break.

This is not for you if:

❌ You’re still figuring out what your offer even is.

❌ You want a Canva template and a prayer, not a done-for-you system.

❌ You don’t have the cashflow to comfortably invest in the kind of visibility that actually drives revenue.

(We offer intensives and VIP days to deal with these problems if this is you.)

We’re a boutique agency. We don’t take on 1000 clients.

We take on the right clients.

FAQs (Let's Kill the Doubts)

How much time will this take me?

Not much. We do the heavy lifting. You approve stuff, record when needed, and show up when it counts.

What if I don’t have a lot of past content?

No sweat. We have a specialized package to build your library from scratch. No clutter, no chaos, just clean, aligned content that makes you money… just expect to spend some time building your foundations before you see the results some of other clients have.

Do I have to be on video?

We highly recommend it, because your face is what builds trust with your audience. But if you are anxious, we’ll help make it easy with talking points, angles, and outlines, and video options where you never have to talk. (Just know sales will come slower.)

What if something isn’t working?

Then we fix it. Bi-weekly calls = real-time refinement. We don’t ghost. We optimize. You’ll be thrilled at how we come to calls already prepared with adjustments we made based on the results you are already getting. Our goal is to take 80% of the thinking out of marketing for you, so we are refining your strategy before you even ask.

Can I start monthly and switch to quarterly?

Yep. You can shift once we’re rolling—most clients do, because with our strategy? They see the ROI.

What if I get too busy to record new videos?

We bank content in advance and plan for the chaos. Your business doesn’t stop, and neither will your marketing.

Pricing & Scarcity

Let’s talk numbers—because visibility is supposed to pay you, not drain you.

Beta Pricing (Founding Clients Only):

💰 $1,000/month

💰 $5,000/quarter (Save $1,000 — because smart people like you don’t waste money.)

The pricing for this will be doubling as we grow our client list, but you’ll stay grandfathered in at this rate.

We’re boutique AF.

Which means limited clients. Real relationships. Strategy that doesn’t get copy-pasted from the last account.

This isn’t about going viral—it’s about getting paid.

Let's Future-Pace This

Picture this:

Your brand is showing up everywhere.

Your content is pulling in leads and booking sales calls while you're deep in your zone of genius (or on a flight to somewhere fabulous).

You’re not posting in a panic. You’re not explaining your value for the 400th time.

You’re not wondering why that reel flopped.

You’re just… making money and staying more visible than you’ve been able to sustain before. You are out there being the CEO. Doing what you do best.

Because your content? It’s working.