Content Creation Is A Real Bitch

Plan 2 Weeks of Damn Good Content in One Afternoon WITHOUT

Selling your soul to the algorithm


Losing hours to blank Google Docs


Settling for another AI-generated caption that sounds like it was written by a robot intern

Join the LIVE Workshop that shows you how to turn your real expertise into a repeatable, streamlined content system that actually converts.

🎯 One afternoon. Two weeks of content. Zero burnout.

Next Workshop Date:

November 15th at 3pm EST

“I’ve spent years building a business I believe in. Why does content still feel like a full-time job I never applied for?”

Oh hey there, expert. 👋 You didn’t come decades into your career and adulthood to let content creation be the thing that breaks you.

If you've been pouring your time into serving clients, showing up on podcasts, building relationships, writing blogs, and still feel like your content is a chaotic mess you can't keep up with?

You're not alone—and it's not your fault.

Because content creation is a real bitch.

And you? You’re finally allowed to do this differently.

🧠 You’ve put in the years. You deserve a system that matches your brain and your bandwidth.

🤖 AI isn’t cheating. It’s an accommodation—a tool that lets brilliant, overworked people like you keep up with your own creativity.

🔥 You don’t need more free templates. You need a real strategy that turns your thought leadership into client-attracting content—without becoming an influencer or a content farm.

Inside Content Creation Is A Real Bitch, You’ll Learn:

  • Our repeatable 100-day content map designed for personal brands, consultants, and experts (not influencers looking for likes)

  • The "Real Bitch Framework" for organizing your stories, expertise, and offers into content that actually converts

  • How to use ChatGPT like a creative partner (not a regurgitating machine that is pulling shitty content from the far reaches of the internet and telling you it’s sooo good)

  • How to create 2 weeks of content in an afternoon using our batching, prompting, and categorizing system

  • The difference between creating content vs marketing offers (and why your brand needs both)

  • The 4 content types that do the heavy lifting (and how to automate them) so you don’t have to think of something to post every damn day

This Is For You If:

  • You know what you're talking about—but content isn't landing the way it should

  • You feel like you're always behind on posting

  • You're tired of scrolling other people’s content trying to figure out what works

  • You want to learn how to use AI to make content easier without sounding like a knockoff

  • You secretly know you’re holding back because self-promotion feels weird as hell

Here's What You Get

  • Live training where I walk you through the whole system

  • Real-time examples and demos (we’ll build it together!)

  • ChatGPT prompts, batching systems, and template examples

  • Workbook and access to the Content Creation Is A Real Bitch Method for future reuse

  • Special bonus: $37 credit toward the full CCIARB System upgrade if you want all the swipe files and templates

You built a business for freedom.

Let’s stop letting content hold your power hostage.

Join the Live Masterclass for just $37

(75% off - limited time)

Testimonials

About

I’m Beth Magnetic—and I build businesses for people who’d rather smash the system than sell out to it. For over a decade, I’ve helped hundreds of entrepreneurs wrangle their chaos into brands that create real wealth and real-world impact. Clients have walked into homes built brick-by-brick on the profits of strategies we crafted together. I’ve personally built an audience of over 25,000 around niche, mission-driven movements, and I know exactly what happens when the right message meets the right system: the world shifts.

I’m also a single mom to two autistic kids, a loud-mouthed advocate for the marginalized, and a full-spectrum neurodivergent human who built a six-figure business from my kitchen table—then walked away to fight for my child during a health crisis. The algorithm doesn’t own me. The patriarchy doesn’t scare me. And late-stage capitalism? I’ll wring it dry to fund the resistance.

I’m not here to help you go viral. I’m here to help you get paid. Loudly. Boldly. Without apology. If you’re building a business that feeds your family, funds your fight, and flips the bird to hustle culture, you’re in the right place. The resistance needs your voice resourced and relentless. Let’s get to work.

Questions?

Is this right for me if I already post content?

Yes—especially if content is working some of the time but still feels exhausting or inconsistent.

What if I suck at writing?

That’s why you’ll have me + my AI workflows + my Real Bitch method. You don’t have to be a copywriter—you just have to be honest, brave, and ready to simplify.

Is there a replay?

Yes. Everyone who registers gets access to the replay for 7 days.

Do I need to be "good at" ChatGPT or AI?

Nope. I’ll show you how to make AI work for you, not the other way around. If you've tried using it before and the content flopped, we'll talk about why.

👊 You’re not bad at content. You’ve just been fed bullshit systems designed for people with teams, time, and testosterone.

Let’s fix that.